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Post by retro399 on Feb 13, 2005 17:38:24 GMT
i never went to uni,i had the chance and threw it away,i guess i didnt know what to do with myself,i was immature.....
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Post by Rotae on Feb 15, 2005 3:35:26 GMT
It's going okay... I'm not really doing anything at the moment. Just getting used to the college and stuff.
These are in really bad taste:
Q: What's yellow and blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? A: A baby with it's floaties slashed.
Q:What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? A:Floaties with the baby slashed.
Peace, Rotae
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Post by Dory on Feb 15, 2005 18:15:03 GMT
hah
ok, ive been eating a lot of Wotsits lately and they all have the same jokes on the back so:
Q: What goes oooooooo? A: A cow with no lips
Q: What goes aaaaaaa? A: A sheep with no lips
Q: What do you call a man in paper underwear? A: Russell
Q: What do you call a woman with a pint on her head, playing snooker? A: Beatrix Potter
(Non-english people might not get this one) Q: How do you get two Whales in a car? A: Down the M4 and across the Severn Bridge
Q: What do you call a rich bear? A: Winnie the Pools
Q: Why did the lobster blush? A: Because the sea weed.
Q: What is thick, black, floats on water and shouts "knickers!" ? A: Crude Oil
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Post by retro399 on Feb 15, 2005 18:55:10 GMT
glad you are settling in ok rotae,its a shame about the weather though,how far is hobart from where you live?
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Post by Rotae on Feb 16, 2005 0:40:50 GMT
Because I can only drive at 80km/h, it takes me 5 hours to get here. It only takes people off their P's 3 1/2 hours though.
Peace, Rotae
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Post by retro399 on Feb 16, 2005 17:33:06 GMT
5 hours that must be really tiring for you,are you settling in ok?
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Post by Rotae on Feb 18, 2005 1:19:45 GMT
Yeah, I'm meeting heaps of people! Bad joke coming throughQ: What's the difference between a black baby and a white baby? A: About two hours in the ovenPeace, Rotae
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Post by retro399 on Feb 18, 2005 16:11:44 GMT
aw rotae,that was a bit sick!!!glad you are settling in ok!
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Post by Dory on Feb 20, 2005 1:12:43 GMT
its like a joke my dad just told me-
Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a bucket of SHlT? A: A bucket. (had to do that word like that to avoid the censors)
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Post by Rotae on Feb 20, 2005 2:30:03 GMT
Ouch!! lol.
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Post by retro399 on Feb 20, 2005 13:53:32 GMT
hope there arent any liverpudlians on the website!!!!
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Post by Dory on Feb 20, 2005 15:59:54 GMT
lol the thing is, the person who told it my dad.....was a scouser himself.....heh strange really.
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Post by retro399 on Feb 20, 2005 18:02:48 GMT
you havent any weird jokes about geordies,have you dory?[lol!!!]
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Post by Dory on Feb 21, 2005 1:00:51 GMT
not that i can remember but no doubt there are some stashed away in my head somewhere heh
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Post by Rotae on Feb 21, 2005 1:24:24 GMT
Q:What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eyed deer (No idea).
Q: What do you called a deer with no eyes or legs? A: Still no eyed deer (Still no idea)
Q: What do you call a deer without eyes, legs and been shot? A: Still no bloody eyed deer (Still no bloody idea) [/color] Peace, Rotae
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